snapping shots like snapping turtles

.....I have hundreds of Polaroids, and none of them have a home.

They'll be moving in here one at a time, so they can all have family dinners and argue over who is more expensive and why he is black and white while she is sepia toned and why did that guy get written on while nobody else in the spring collection did and the Spectra series seriously needs to lose some weight because the entire 600 series went on a diet so why can't they and how the new guys from the impossible project are so unreliable and will never fit in with the originals because the originals were totally polaroids before the impossible project guys even knew what polaroids were and what's the deal with everyone with an iPhone thinking they can take a polaroid with that hipstomatic app which is absolutely an impostor and gives all the hardworking polaroids transforming their emulsion a bad name and makes those impossible project guys look pretty good because at least they actually have emulsion and maybe once they're all settled in and eating pancakes together, they'll realize that maybe the impossible project guys aren't so bad and they were just trying to fill the gap when polaroid dropped the ball and they came all the way from Holland to try and help out and maybe they should focus more of their attention on how delicious the steak dinner they're going to have that night will be and how there's no way they're going to let the Spectra series indulge in the molten lava cake dessert with everyone else.

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